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We're Not A Per/+fect Party," Says Bob Dole. How Can He Expect The President To Win With That Kind Of Damaging Insider Revelation?
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"We're not a per/+fect party," says Bob Dole. How can he expect the president
to win with that kind of damaging insider revelation?
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The President Of The Bank Of Canada... A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money.
She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!...
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She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!...
How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
Talk, unlike the Democratic platform, is cheap," Bob Dole told the convention.
Obviously he hasn't seen OUR phone bill....
From Our Finest Minds -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SMOKING KILLS.
AND IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE....
Relatives who have survived me. -Bob Dole
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The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....
Memos On The Company's Christmas Party FROM: Pat Smith, Human Resources Director TO
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Dan Quayle Quotes "What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind.
Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." -- Vice President Dan Quayle winning friends while speaking to the United Negro College Fund....