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• Talk, unlike the Democratic platform, is cheap," Bob Dole told the convention.
  Obviously he hasn't seen OUR phone bill....
• We're not a per/+fect party," says Bob Dole. How can he expect the president to win with that kind of damaging insider revelation?
• Logic... Billy Bob and Billy Joe, two rednecks from Arkansas, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
  Billy Bob went to see Professor Homer, who told him to take math, history, and logic....
• I killed an ant, now all my relatives are afraid of me.
• At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company.
  Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field....
• Two travelling salesmen, Jack and Bob, were driving through along a desolate stretch of Kansas highway when their car broke down.
  It was getting late, and the only building for miles around was a weather-battered old gas station a mile up the road....
• My Partner Bob Smith My boss asked me for a letter describing my partner Bob Smith, and this is what I wrote
  1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2....
• On their wedding night, Bob and Alice were in the honeymoon suite getting undressed for the big occiasion.
  Bob turned to Alice and said, "I have to be honest with you sweetheart, I have never done this before" Alice replied "Don't worry Bob...
• Hawaiian pensioners are on the Dole