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• Fifty million Americans said no to Walter Mondale four years ago," Senator Baker told the GOP convention.
  That's just political hype. It was only 49,618,685....
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• POLITICALLY INCORRECT DEFINITIONS OF WHAT BILL CLINTON'S REALLY SAYING What he says.
  ...........................What he means ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "My fellow citizens"....
• Another way to slash the federal deficit would be to fix the{_ calendar so the year has two April 15s in it.
  Rep. Geraldine Ferraro says she'll allow herself to be nominated as a Democratic vice presidential candidate....
• The GOP platform says the U.S. should think about returning to the gold standard.
  Why not go all the way and return to the bead and trinket standard?...
• Mr. Mondale says any new taxes in his administration will go toward reducing the budget deficit.
  Good idea. Borrow from Peter to pay Peter....
• Mr. Mondale calls Mr. Reagan's statement that he has no plans for a tax increase a "fish story.
  It looks as if this campaign will be no different from most others: carp, carp, carp....
• President-Elect Clinton promises to make the administration more representative of the population.
  Well, I think he should consider making Millie the Dog Secretary of State....