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• Mr. Mondale says he'd raise taxes if elected and says Mr.
  Reagan will too. If he's going to base this campaign on truth and candor he's got even less chance than we thought....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• You know your getting old when. . . ** There are three signs of old age.
  The first is your loss of memory, and the other two I forget....
• Mr. Reagan says he can't understand why interest rates are so high.
  Well, an old editor of ours always said that when we couldn't understand something we should look for the part money plays in it....
• Did you hear about the tight end who was sentenced to a prison term?
  When he was paroled he was a wide receiver....
• Geologists say they've found an earthquake fault within 3 miles of Mr.
  Reagan's ranch. Just 3 miles? How does he do it? Even THAT can't be called Reagan's Fault....
• If Mr. Mondale wants a woman veep who's well known and who has been close to the center of power he might ask Nancy Reagan.
• I don't look at those kind of pictures," Mr. Reagan says of the 8ptnthouse" Miss America issue.
  Apparently he doesn't consider this a privates sector intiative....