From: bgwolfe@ut-emx.UUCP (Michael Wolfe)
Subjec Deathbed humour
Date: 5 Jul 88 18:07:04 GMT
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children,
grandchildren and his older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed
at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life....
PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES ARE LIKE WOMEN
by: Daniel J. Salomon Department of Computer Science, University of Waterloo
Waterloo, Ontario, Canada N2L 3G1
There are so many programming languages available that it can be very
difficult to get to know them all well enough to pick the right one for you....