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• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
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  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• What if___________ toasters? If IBM made a toaster, it would be big and blue and they would make just one toaster to which people would submit bread for overnight toasting.
  IBM would project an eventual worldwide market of, oh, maybe five or six of these big blue toasters....
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• Specially in December, gift wrap your member.
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• 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm.....