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Problem: To Catch a Lion in the Sahara Desert.
Not a joke, but a humorous ditty I heard from some guys in an engineering fraternity (to the best of my recollection)
I'll do it phonetically: ee to the ex dee ex, ee to the why dee why, sine x, co...
The Programmers' Cheer -- Shift to the left, shift to the right!
Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!...
Other cheers: E to the x dx dy radical transcendental pi secant cosine tangent sine 3.
14159 2.71828 come on folks let's integerate!!...
Words in {} should be interpreted as greek lette
Q: I M A {pi}{rho}Maniac. R U 1,2? o &l...
Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
One of the three men says, "I've got an idea....
Actually, I prefer the IBM version of this joke... A small, 14-seat plane is circling for a landing in Atlanta.
It's totally fogged in, zero visibility, and suddenly there's a small electrical fire...
I'm not sure if the following one is a true story or not) The great logician Bertrand Russell (or was it A.
N. Whitehead?) once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1+1=1. So one...
THE STORY OF BABEL: In the beginning there was only one kind of Mathematician, created by the Great Mathematical Spirit form the Book
he Topologist. And they grew to large numbers and prospered. ...
Methods of Mathematical Proof This is from _A Random Walk in Science_ (by Joel E.
Cohen?): To illustrate the various methods of proof we give an example of a logical system....

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