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8 5 If lim - = oo (infinity), then what does lim - = ?
x->0 x x->0 x answer: (write 5 on it's side)...
Why did the cat fall off the roof? Because he lost his mu.
(mew=sound cats make, mu=coeff of friction)...
Boy's Life, May 1973: Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn't be right. Ralph: Well, you could try....
Mrs. Johnson the elementary school math teacher was having children do problems on the blackboard that day.
``Who would like to do the first problem, addition?'' No one raised their hand. She calle...
In the bayous of Louisiana, there is a small river called the Dirac.
Many wealthy people have their mansions near its mouth....
Albert Einstein, who fancied himself as a violinist, was rehearsing a Haydn string quartet.
Some famous mathematician was to give a keynote speech at a conference.
When I was a Math/Chem grad student at Princeton in 1973-74, there was a story going around about a grad student.
This guy was always late. One day he stumbled into class late, saw seven problems wri...
The following problem can be solved either the easy way or the hard way.
Two trains 200 miles apart are moving toward each othe...

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