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lim sin(x) n --> oo ------ = 6 n Proof
cancel the n in the numerator and denominator....
Two male mathematicians are in a bar. The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics.
The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can co...
This was made by Mike Bender and Sarah Herr: MATHEMATICS PURITY TEST Count the number of yes's, subtract from 60, and divide by 0.
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A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.
A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available....
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems" -- P. Erdo
Three standard Peter Lax jokes (heard in his lectures)
1. What's the contour integral around Western Europe?...
Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
Heisenberg might have slept here. Moebius always does it on the same side.
Statisticians probably do it Algebraists do it in groups....
A promising PhD candidate was presenting his thesis at his final examination.
He proceeded with a derivation and ended up with something like...
There was a mad scientist ( a mad ...social...

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