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A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole.
They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole....
A man camped in a national park, and noticed Mr. Snake and Mrs.
Snake slithering by. "Where are all the little snakes?...
Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready.
I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory....
97.3% of all statistics are made up.
Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably....
There was once a very smart horse. Anything that was shown it, it mastered easily, until one day, its teachers tried to teach it about rectangular coordinates and it couldn't understand them.
All th...
TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR NOT DOING THE MATH HOMEWORK 1.
I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames....
The guy gets on a bus and starts threatening everybody
I'll integrate you! I'll differentiate you!!!" So everybody gets scared and runs away....
A mathematician went insane and believed that he was the differentiation operator.
His friends had him placed in a mental hospital until he got better....
1 | ----- = log cabin | cabin / Oops, you forgot your constant of integration.
/ | 1 | ----- = log cabin + C | cabin / And, as we all know, l...

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