An Italian man was walking along a secluded beach one day, when he spotted a
beautiful naked woman lying on the beach. Unable to restrain himself, he
immediately jumped on her and proceeded to hump like a rabid rabbit.
Soon, however, the townspeople came out and began to beat the man, calling
him names. "Bastardo!" "Perverto!" They cried out desperately.
"Perverto? I am-a no perverto!" the man hollered back.
The people responded, "Idiot! Can't you see this woman is-a DEAD!?".
"DEAD?!", he cried. "My God, I thought she was-a English!"