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  Son - "What's up, Dad?" Dad - "There's a scratch down the side of the car....
• I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
  She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
• Here's a joke my uncle told me: Through some cosmic fluke, Reagan, Thatcher, and Gorbachev all died on the same day.
  Off they went to the gates of Heaven. Peter, seeing that these were all VIPs, sent them straight off to the Almighty....
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• Not long after his marriage, Ernie Junior and his father, Dirty Ernie senior, met for lunch.
  Well son," asked Ernie senior, "How is married life treating you?...
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• Did you hear that Dahmer's kids are spoiled rotten?
  ?. One day, all the parts of the body got together to decide who should be boss....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• In Hindu mythology, we come across the idea that gods can be pleased by praying to them in difficult conditions such as in harsh weather, etc.
  Perhaps the idea was that if one can concentrate the mind on God /(a god) inspite of the distractions, God will be pleased....