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• Q: How do you tell a polish ladder from a normal one?
  A: Polish ladders have "STOP" stenciled at the top....
• So this guy is in a bar.... and he gets kinda drunk, and says to the bartender, "Well, I saaaagunna tell a Polish joke.
  ..." The bartender says to the man, "Pssst! Hey buddy, you see that guy there across the room?...
• Calgary, Alberta Feb 17 1988 AP; A disturbance interrupted the second hockey game between Poland and Czeckoslavakia today.
  When the Czech team skated onto the ice in their new Michael Jackson look team uniforms, the New Polish team (the tallest hockey team ever put into a uniform, averaging slightly more than 3 meters tall) refused to take to the ice....
• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
• Q: How can you tell a Polish cock sucker? A: He's the one spitting feathers.
• A guy walks into a store and asks the guy behind the counter for Polish Ham.
  The storekeeper asks him, "Are you Polish?...
• An Italian and his two Polish friends drank at the same bar every night after work.
  One evening, the Italian keels over and dies. Well, the cops come and are filling out the report and one of them asks the Polacks, "Did your friend have any distinguishing marks?...
• Howcan you tell the bride and groom at a Polish wedding?
  He's the one with the clean bowling shirt - she's the one with the hair under her arms braided!...
• How do you tell a Polish ladder from a normal one? The Polish one has the word STOP stenciled on the top rung.