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If nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, what are nuts on a chin?
A blow job....
What do you get when you screw a leper? A piece of ass.
Define "bisexual." Someone who likes girls as well as the next guy.
How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree? Wave to him.
What do you call a Mexican in an earthquake? A jumping bean.
What do you get when you cross a WASP and an orangutan?
I don't know, but whatever it is, it won't let you in its cage....
Name five makes of American cars for African-Americans.
The Falcoon, the Jiguar, the Cooneville, the Coontinental, and the Poontang....
Hear about the guy who burned his dick and stuck it in a glass of milk to cool it off?
His girlfriend saw him and exclaimed, "So that's how you reload it!...
What's the problem with dating an ex-smoker?
He'll need something to do with his hands.

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