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• Q:" How many Reagans does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" What light bulb? Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory....
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  A clerk rushes over to the man to see if he could help....
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  All through the movie, she noticed the dog watching the picture with apparent understanding - snarling when the villain appeared, yelping happily at the funny parts....
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• A fellow picks a woman up in a bar and takes her home.
  When he takes off his shoes and socks, it is apparent that his toes have had something dreadful happen to them....