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What Computer Virus Do You Have? Beware of the following computer Viruses.
.. Federal Bureaucrat Virus - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer....
GORBIWARE Summer 1991 Catalog Addendum Recent events in the Soviet Union have allowed us to complete beta testing of several products we had under developme
and we now feel confident offering them to the public....
What me have a Virus.. Never!
THE POWER USER'S GUIDE TO POWER USERS Power Users never read their software manual
instead they get petty cash from their secretaries and use it to buy books which contain the phrase "Power User" on the cover....
New Computer Viruses 1. Ellen Degeneres virus......
.....Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC 2. Monica Lewinsky virus....
A man camped in a national park, and noticed Mr. Snake and Mrs.
Snake slithering by. "Where are all the little snakes?...
Look Out For The Following Computer Viruses! LEWINSKY VIRUS -- Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS -- Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored....
DON'T GET SMART WITH ME: Three guys are having a relaxing day of fishing.
Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid -- who begs to be set free, in return for granting each of them a wish....
How to buy a stereo. 1) Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc.
Multiply by a factor of 100. 2) The ideal system should have as many lights as possible, preferably blinking and flashing in time with the music....