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• On a trip to San Francisco, I dropped my wallet. Instead of picking it up, I kicked it back across the bridge .
  .....
• Stop picking your nose and go to the next message
• Monty Python: - My dog's got no nose. - But how does it smell?
  - Awful. Atomic version: I say, I say, I live near Sellafield and my dog's got no nose, six legs, two heads, and it glows in the dark....
• Make it a double, Joe," the dejected man told the bartender.
  I just got the shock of my life. I caught my wife screwing my best friend....
• Son, Did You Scratch The Car? Dad - "Son, come in here, we need to talk.
  Son - "What's up, Dad?" Dad - "There's a scratch down the side of the car....
• Did you hear about the computer salesman with two red ears who went to the doctors office?
  The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears....
• Jeff's favorite book: "A Farewell to Arms." Jeff had trouble picking up dates.
  ..they had to leave their friends behind. "I don't think Jeff likes me -- he's always giving me the cold shoulder!...