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• I drink, therefore I am.
• There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong.
  She said with a yell As a shot rang the bell, "I`ll give you a ding for a dong....
• As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
• I only drink when I'm alone or with someone.
• You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
• Drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down. No prob.
• I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
• I'll drink to that!
• Maybe a bit on the "im"-practical side but if REVENGE is what you want.
  .. I s'pose the keyword (superglue) says it all....