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I'm In Shape ... Round's A Shape Isn't It?
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I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
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I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
I stay in marvelous shape! I worry it off.
Given : a) There exists a single god called God.
b) God created the world in his own image. c) The world is round....
I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain.
Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you....
GOP delegates booed Tip O'Neill roundly, which, for him, is at least the right shape.
If the military were in as bad shape as some folks say, wouldn't the Army by now have declared tankruptcy?
The Shape I am In... There's nothing the matter with me, I'm just as healthy as can be, I have arthritis in both knees, And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze.
My pulse is weak, my blood is thin, But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in....
I needed to paint my house, so I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint in the shape of my house.
I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included so I had to buy them again....