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• A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor.
  Man: Doctor, I have a terrible <FART> problem....
• A man suffering from a severe case of flatulence goes to the doctor.
  Man: Doctor, I have a terrible (FARRRT!) problem....
• You're lucky You had your chance I tried to fart, And shit my pants!
• Q: What's the most crooked thing in the world? A
  A fart - it's pointed at your feet, but hits you in the nose....
• If you're Southern, you'll know... ** The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption.
  ** Pretty much how many fish make up a mess. ** What general direction cattywumpus is....
• Ah, the smell of it...
• Trafalgar rag: La Fa
• A while ago while waiting to depart from Jeffco (Northwest Denver area airport) I heard
  An obvious student in a Cessna 152: AH Jeffco Tower this is ah Cessna XXXXX final for ah runway ah 11 ....
• F.A.R.T....Fathers Against Radical Teenage