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I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference
I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me!!
I failed my blood test! I didn't study.
I give it 95 for the beat and 98 for the lyrics...
I get the news I need on the weather report.
I found my thrill on Blueberry (Anita) Hill.
I forgot where I left my short term memory!
I fought the lawn and the lawn won...
I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won.
I drink, therefore I am.
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