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• A bright, well-behaved little boy lived with his parents and grandparents in suburbia.
  One evening, the boy's father passed outside his bedroom and was pleased to hear him kneeling beside his bed saying his prayers....
• Hello, epicenter of the Universe, God speaking. If you leave your name, number, and prayer after the tone, I will call you back as soon as I can.
  Please note that I answer all prayers, but sometimes the answer is NO....
• THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress.
  ..People of America....I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong....
• As a child, Jesus asked his mother, "Who am I?" "The angel of the Lord came down and laid his hand upon me.
  You're the Son of God," was Mary's reply. Overhearing this, Joseph intoned, "He damn well better be....
• Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
• In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted with a huge, mean bear.
  In all his fears, his attempt to shot the bear was unsuccessful....
• A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise.
  The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around....
• CHILDREN SPEAK TO GOD Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do.
  Who does it when You are on vacation? * Jane Dear GOD, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?...
• There was a man named Moulder who tried it to through a boulder instead he tripped on a rock and grasped his own cock and threw himself over his shoulder.