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I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. -- Stephen Wrigh
I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. -- Stephen Wrigh
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly]....
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? -- Stephen Wrigh
My grandfather invented Cliff's Notes. It all started back in 1912.
.. well, to make a long story short... -- Stephen Wrigh...
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second. -- Stephen Wrigh
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took and to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
-- Stephen W...
I bought a self learning record to learn spanish, I turned it on and went to sleep, the record got stuck, the next day I could only stutter in spanish.
-- Stephen Wrigh...

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