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I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there.
Hunters would be all confused. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose. -- Stephen Wrigh
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is.
Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that....
So, do you live around here often? -- Stephen Wrigh
I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
I didn't get a toy train like the other kids, I got a toy subway instead
you couldn't see anything but every now and then you'd hear this rumbling noise go by....
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -- Stephen Wrigh
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
.. in the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air... -- Stephen Wrigh...
I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy... -- Stephen Wrigh
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