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Homer Simpson
Oh, the guys are work are going to have a field day with this.
-- Homer Simpson
The Call of the Simpsons
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One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations.
You may outsmart someone. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
And remember not to act afraid. Animals can smell fear.
And they don't like it. -- Homer Simpson The Call of the Simpso...
Homer: Everybody ready? Bart: I hate this. I don't want to go.
Homer: That's the spirit! -- Going camping, "Call of the Simpso...
Homer: Does it have a deep fryer? Bob: Four. One for each part of the chicken.
-- The Simpsons shop for an RV, "Call of the Simpso...
What are we going to do, hang ourselves?
-- Bart watches Homer build a trap out of a young sapling, "Call of the Simpso...
Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box....
Hank: I'm gonna leave everything to you. We're on a tight schedule.
You keep them motivated. [he leaves] [his staff is busily working] Home...
Troy: [voiceover] Earlier this year, Homer's long-lost mother returned.
And so did a long-lost care package. [shot of Homer eating food from old care packages] Home...
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...