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• Hm... $1000? Dimoxinil? "To keep brain from freezing"?
  -- Smithers finds Homer's phony medical insurance form, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern! Barney: Hey, it's the president!
  -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Dry fish-sticks! This sucks! -- Homer complains about cafeteria fare, "Simpson and Delilah
• Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome. Homer: D'oh!
  If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! -- "Simpson and Delilah...
• Dear God, give a bald guy a break. Amen. -- Homer's hairful prayer, "Simpson and Delilah
• Well, your resume [pronounced ree-zoom] seems good enough.
  .. -- Homer interviews for a secretary, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Let them have their tar-tar sauce! -- Burns implements Homer's plan, "Simpson and Delilah
• Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my! Selma: [grunt] Patty, stop drooling.
  Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer gets hair, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Marge: Just between us girls, he hasn't been this frisky in years!
  Patty: [grunt] I don't want to think about it. Home...