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Dry Fish-sticks! This Sucks! -- Homer Complains About Cafeteria Fare, "Simpson And Delilah
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Dry fish-sticks! This sucks!
-- Homer complains about cafeteria fare,
"Simpson and Delilah"
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Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday when the cafeteria would serve fish sticks....
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.. Homer: What are you talking about? Nobody's trying to teach you that!...
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An absence of mood swings and some stability in my life....
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