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The relative speed of a computer, regardless of CPU architecture, is inversely proportional to the number of Microsoft products installed.
-- From a Slashdot.org po...
Every time I think that perhaps we are an advanced race, I turn around and read ramblings on Slashdot, and realize I was wrong.
-- From a Slashdot.org po...
Microsoft Zen - Become one with the blue screen. -- From a Slashdot.org po
Windows 2000 is more secure than Linux... Since the machine is offline half of the time because of crashes, it cannot be accessed globally, therefore producing higher security.
-- From a Slashdo...
Linux: Fast Pane Relief -- From a Slashdot.org po
Given enough time and money, eventually Microsoft will re-invent UNIX.
-- From a Slashdot.org po...
Linux: the dot in "dot org". -- From a Slashdot.org po
If we added up all of the 2 cents that Slashdot readers gave, I wonder how much sense vs.
cents we'd have. -- From a Slashdot.org po...
Carpe Daemon -- Seize the background process! -- From a Slashdot.org po
Microsoft is the epitome of innovation and product quality.
-- This testimonial paid for by Microsoft....

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