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Windows 2000, Users Zilch -- From a Slashdot.org po
If Microsoft were to vanish, who would we hate next? -- From a Slashdot.org po
I'm not a programmer, but I play one at Microsoft. -- From a Slashdot.org po
To segfault is human; to bluescreen moronic. -- From a Slashdot.org po
If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time Windows crashed.
.. Oh wait, he does! -- From a Slashdot.org po...
I'm not in favor of senseless Micro$oft bashing. I'm in favor of bashing Micro$
oft senseless. -- From a Slashdot.org po...
I'm a geek with a journalism degree. I suppose that makes me overqualified for a job with ZDNet.
Darn. -- From a Slashdot.org po...
Wow, the great ZDNET actually corrected a mistake! Of course, if they did that to all of Jesse Berst's columns, they'd lose 2/3 of their content.
.. -- From a Slashdot.org po...
It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your source code is? -- From a Slashdot.org po
I'm still waiting for the "Honk if you hate Microsoft" [bumper sticker], but that might get annoying, everyone honking at you.
-- From a Slashdot.org po...

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