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Gates' Law: Every 18 months, the speed of software halves. -- From a Slashdot.org po
It's all GNU to me. -- From a Slashdot.org po
Windows hasn't increased computer literacy. It's just lowered the standard.
-- From a Slashdot.org po...
The best Windows accelerator is that which works at 9.81 m/s2 -- From a Slashdot.org po
The next hot technology from Microsoft will be object-oriented assembly.
-- From a Slashdot.org po...
A Microsoft spokesperson said, "while fighting software piracy is good for our business, highway robbery is our business.
-- From a Slashdot.org po...
Why would people waste their time developing viruses for Microsoft products when Microsoft does such a good job itself of adding in bugs which crash your system?
-- From a Slashdot.org po...
The Information Revolution will be fought on the command line. -- From a Slashdot.org po
Windows NT encountered the following error: The operation completed successfully.
-- From a Slashdot.org po...
Statements recently seen on Slashdot: "The Internet interprets advertising as damage and routes around it.
"Accept risk. Accept responsibility. Put a lawyer out of business." "A beowulf cluster of...

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