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Arthur's First Law of Love: People to whom you are attracted inevitably think you remind them of someone else.
Arthur's Second Law of Love: The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be dalayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person.
Atwood's Fourteenth Corollary: No books are lost by lending except those you particularly wanted to keep.
Anvari's Law of Homework: A homework doesn't get created or destroyed, but can be converted from one form to another.
Ballance's Law of Relativity: How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
The Banana Principle: If you buy bananas or avocados before they are ripe, there won't be any left by the time they are ripe.
If you buy them ripe, they rot before they are eaten....
Baker's Law of Economics: You never want the one you can afford.
Barth's Distinction: There are two types of people
hose who divide people into two types, and those who don't....
Baruch's Observation: If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Basic Baggage Principle: Whatever carrousel you stand by, your baggage will come in on another one.

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