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DeVries's Dilemma: If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper.
Diner's Dilemma: A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
Dingle's Law: When somebody drops something, everybody will kick it around instead of picking it up.
Disimoni's Rule of Cogitation: Believing is seeing.
Dooley's Law: Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
Dorr's Law of Athletics: In an otherwise empty locker room, any two individuals will have adjoining lockers.
Dowling's Law of Photography: One missed photographic opportunity creates a desire to purchase two additional pieces of equipment.
Drazen's Law of Restitution: The time it takes to rectify a situation is inversely proportional to the time it took to do the damage.
Example: It takes longer to glue a vase together than to bre...
Drew's Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield lands directly in front of your eyes.
Drew's Law of Professional Practice: The client who pays you the least complains the most.

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