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Ely's Law: Wear the right costume and the part plays itself.
Eng's Principle: The easier it is to do, the harder it is to change.
Etorre's Observation: The other line moves faster.
Evans's and Bjorn's Law: No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would.
Evans's Law: If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, then you just don't understand the problem.
The Extended Murphy's Law: If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence.
Fahnestock's Rule for Failure: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Farber's Fourth Law: Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.
Farmer's Credo: Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- on Sunday pray for crop failure.
Farnsdick's Corollary: After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.

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