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Bowersox's Law of the Workshop: If you have only one nail, it will bend.
Bralek's Rule for Success: Trust only those who stand to lose as much as you when things go wrong.
Britt's Green Thumb Postulate: The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.
Bromberg's First Law of Auto Repair: When the need arises, the tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
Bromberg's Second Law of Auto Repair: No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up covered with grease and motor oil.
Brook's Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
Brook's Laws of Retailing: Security isn't. Management can't.
Sales promotions don't. Customer assistance doesn't. Worker's won't....
Brown's Law of Business Success: Our customer's paperwork is profit. Our own paperwork is loss.
Bucy's Law: Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.
The Bumper-To-Bumper Belief: Traffic congestion increases in proportion to the length of time the street is supervised by a traffic control officer.

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