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Chisholm's Second Law: When things are going well, something will go wrong.
Churchill's Commentary on Man: Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Cochrane's Aphorism: Before ordering a test, decide what you will do if it is (1) positive or (2) negative.
If both answers are the same, don't take the test....
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Collin's Conference Principle: The speaker with the most monotonous voice speaks after the big meal.
Commoner's Second Law of Ecology: Nothing ever goes away.
The Computer Programmer's Lament: Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going o
eventually this person will be fired....
Cooper's Metalaw: A proliferation of new laws creates a proliferation of new loopholes.

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