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Basic Law of Befuddlement and Football: The best defense is a good offense.
Basic Law of Exams: The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
Beach's Law: No two identical parts are alike.
Bedfellow's Rule: The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting with a desirable and receptive young female increases by pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of
(1) a date, (2) hi...
Bell's Theorem: When a body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Berman's Corollary to Roberts's Axiom: One man's error is another man's data.
Berra's First Law: You can observe a lot just by watching.
Berra's Second Law: Anyone who is popular is bound to be despised.
Beryl's Law: The "Consumer Report" on the item will come out a week after you've made your purchase.
Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated "unacceptable". 2. The one you almost bou...

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