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First Law of Debate Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
First Law of Office Holders Get re-elected.
Fitz-Gibbon's Law Creativity varies inversely with the number of cooks involved with the broth.
Fortis' Two Great Lies of Life 1) Money isn't everything.
2) I'm only going to put it in a little way....
Fourteenth Corollary of Atwood's General Law of Dynamic Negatives No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.
Franklin's Rule Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall not be disappointed.
Gell-Mann Dictum That which isn't prohibited is required.
Gilb's Laws of Unreliability 1) Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.
Corollary: At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you...
Ginsberg's Theorem 1) You can't win. 2) You can't break even.
3) You can't even quit the game....

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