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Golden Rules of Indulgence Everything in excess!
To enjoy the full flavor of life, take big bites....
Gray's Law of Programming n+1 trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same time as n trivial tasks.
Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law of Programming n+1 trivial tasks take twice as long as n trivial tasks.
Gresham's Law Trivial matters are handled promptly; important matters are never solved.
Grosch's Law Computing power increases as the square of the cost.
If you want to do it twice as cheaply, you have to do it four times as fast....
Gummidge'e Law The amount of expertise varies in inverse proportion to the number of statements understood by the general public.
Gumperson's Law The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
Hacker's Law of Personnel Anyone having supervisory responsibility for the completion of a task will invariably protest that more resources are needed.
Hagerty's Law If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he'll get rich or famous or both.
Haldane's Law The Universe is not only queerer than we imagine
it is queerer than we CAN imagine....

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