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Harper's Magazine's Law You never find an article until you replace it.
Hartley's First Law You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back you've got something.
Hartley's Second Law Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
Harvard Law Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature, volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well pleases.
Heller's Law The first myth of management is that it exists.
Hendrickson's Law If a problem causes many meetings, the meetings eventually become more important than the problem.
Hoare's Law of Large Programs Inside every large program is a small program struggling to get out.
Horner's Five Thumb Postulate Experience varies directly with equipment ruined.
Howard's First Law of Theater Use it.
Howe's Law Every man has a scheme that will not work.

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