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  Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is....
• How many lesbians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to do it and one to make a video documentary about it....
• How many folk singers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
• How many poltergeists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure....
• How many editors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two - one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb....
• How many Cosmopolitan readers -- does it take to change a light-bulb?
  Two, one to change the light-bulb and one to have an orgasm with the old one....
• How many Greenpeace researchers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, one to put in the new one and one to recycle the old one....
• How many Belgians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it....
• How many Lutherans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Thirteen, one to change the bulb, and a committee of twelve to talk about how they miss the old one....