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If I Were Truly Original, I'd Think Of Something Cute.
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If I were truly original, I'd think of something cute.
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying.
And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did....
IF A KID ASKS YOU where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying.
And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did....
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying.
And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did....
To tell....alas, I may not be original, but I found something to post.
I'll put down five....or so....that *I* think are cute! Hope you enjoy!
Old robot: What are ye doing? Bender: We're whaling on the original were-car, which is you, you jerk.
Old robot: Ye think me be he? Bender: Si. Old robot: Nee. I mean, no....
I think, therefore I... shoot, was I saying something?
I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
I like to pick up hitchikers and say things like...
Sooo, how far did you THINK you were going anyway?...