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Throw Out Your Walkman. Face It, You Only Ever Used The Thing When You Went Jogging, Didn't You?
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Throw out your Walkman. Face it, you only ever used the thing when
you went jogging, didn't you?
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
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Sell your mountain-side chalet. You never used it much anyway.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Try to appreciate sex with your knees tied together.
(This may be slightly more challenging if you are female....
Discover that you *can* eat seaweed. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
If you dye your hair, don't use water-soluble dyes.
It is hell trying to get the colour out of your eyebrows....
Throw away that vibrator device that is supposed to take fat off your thighs.
Admit it, the thing never worked, did it? -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Trade in your Harley-Davidson for a motor scooter. That way you won't have to make a choice about whether you get to change gears, or use the brakes.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Act like a cartoon character. Most of your companions will be.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Donate your shoe collection to Imelda Marcos. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
Don't worry about ladders in your stockings. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.