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If You Had A Million Shakespeares, Could They Write Like A Monkey? -- Steven Wrigh
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If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
-- Steven Wright
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If you write the word "monkey" a million times, do you start to think you're Shakespeare?
-- Steven Wrigh...
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. -- Steven Wrigh
A metaphor is like a simile. -- Steven Wrigh
I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. -- Steven Wrigh
I had amnesia once or twice. -- Steven Wrigh
I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
I can't stop thinking like this. -- Steven Wrigh
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Steven Wrigh...
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
I said, `Well, what do you need?'" -- Steven Wrigh...