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I Had Just Received My Degree In Calcium Anthropology...the Study Of Milkmen. -- Steven Wrigh
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I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology...the study of milkmen.
-- Steven Wright
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Historical examination of the right to bear arms, from English antecedents to the drafting of the Second Amendme
bears proof that the right to bear arms has consistently been, and should still be, construed as an individual right....
I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
I had amnesia once or twice. -- Steven Wrigh
I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy. -- Steven Wrigh
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wrigh...
I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second. -- Steven Wrigh
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -- Steven Wrigh