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• This rental car is so small, I can't see the gas gauge...
• Pedestrian: A guy who is sure there is still gas in the tank when the gauge points to "Empty".
  -- "Laughs Unlimited...
• A small farmer on a kibbutz was talking to a big Texan.
  The Texan says, "How big is your farm?" Well, he says, it's 200 feet by 300 feet....
• One of the first things you learn when the kids start to use the car is how far you can drive when the gas guage stands on empty.
• I was driving down the street at 100 miles per hour for no reason.
  The police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Why were you going so fast?...
• There is no use in your walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as unsuccessful near home.
  -- Mark Twai...
• Skinner: Ah, let's see: our foreign exchange student Uter has chosen "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".
  I -- but this is just an empty box! Ute...
• Carries a tire gauge in her purse.
• I'll take Fucking Clues for $200. -- Mark