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• Lister: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it.
  Kryten: No plan, sir -- no sleeves. -- Red Dwarf - 'Inquisitor'...
• You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
  -- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Kryten: Ah, Virgil's Aeneid -- the epic tale of Agamemnon's pursuit of Helen of Troy.
  The classic work by the greatest Latin poet who ever put quill to parchment....
• I'm not a god, I was misquoted. -- Lister, Red Dwarf
• Inquisitor: Because, like all who stand before the Inquisitor, you're judge shall be .
  .. yourself. Rimmer: Oh SMEG. -- Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'...
• Why would a haddock kill itself? Why am I even asking that question?
  - Lister, when they discover the suicides in -- Red Dwarf 'Back to Reality'...
• Cat: What is it? Rimmer: It's a rent in the space-time continuum.
  Cat: What is it? Lister: The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still....
• Lister: No way are these my boxer shorts -- these bend! -- Red Dwarf - 'Kryten'