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Nyaa. It's The Old Back Firing Time Gauntlet Trick. -- Lister In Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'
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Nyaa. It's the old back firing time gauntlet trick.
-- Lister in Red Dwarf 'Inquisitor'
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Lister: Well, if you've got some amazing secret plan up your sleeve, Kryten, now's the time to mention it.
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You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
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The classic work by the greatest Latin poet who ever put quill to parchment....
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Why would a haddock kill itself? Why am I even asking that question?
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