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• The effort of using machines to mimic the human mind has always struck me as rather silly.
  I would rather use them to mimic something better. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra...
• I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one.
  It wasn't doing what I was doing. I tried to DRAW my shadow once, but I couldn't ....
• I had my coathangers spayed. -- Steven Wrigh
• In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above.
  ..so I never have to go upstairs. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I've really got into astronomy lately. So much so that I have installed a skylight in my ceiling.
  This really upsets the people that live above me. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -- Steven Wrigh
• I like to reminisce with people I don't know. -- Steven Wrigh
• The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
  ..on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....
• I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today.
  Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. -- Steven Wrigh...