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Many People Never Stop To Realize That A Tree Is A Living Thing, Not That Different From A Tall, Leafy Dog That Has Roots And Is Very Quiet.
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Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that
different from a tall, leafy dog that has roots and is very quiet.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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I think people tend to forget that trees are living creatures.
They're sort of like dogs. Huge, quiet, motionless dogs, with bark instead of fur....
I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in it, because do you hide from it or not?
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way.
Cars, too! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is when they break into your castle, make them be real quiet, then open a door and there's the monster, sound asleep.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests?
Just a big bag of blood. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...