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My _father_ Used To Laugh At...who Were Those People With The Funny Faces And The Bells?
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My _father_ used to laugh at...who were those people with the funny
faces and the bells?
Ah...jesters, madam.
No...lepers.
-- Queenie and Melchett : Bells
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There were bells, but I never heard them.
Edmund rummages through the sack, and produces boomerang).
..Ah. (intrigued) What is it? ...A _stick_. -- Edmund, Queenie and Melchett : Potato...
It is customary on these occasions for the groom to marry the bridesmaid.
..I assume you wish to honour this...? ...I do. -- Melchett and Baldrick : Bell...
What would you say, my lord, if I were to say...'I love you'?
Umm...(strangled)..Well, it depends entirely on who you said it to....
I must look to my own dear tiny darling to sustain me in my frail dotage.
But Father, surely... Yes, Kate. I want you to become a prostitute....
Those evening bells! those evening bells! How many a tale their music tells Of youth and home, and that sweet time When last I heard their soothing chime!
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Those evening Bell...
I was wanting to greet the gallant sailor who hallooed me on my way in.
..perchance he has hauled anchor and sailed away......
Oh come on Edmund, you _must_ be able to think of another best man.
.. ...Well, I suppose I _could_ ask Percy...Percy? (excited) My lord?...
Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a world of makebelieve.
With flowers and bells and leprechauns. And magic frogs with funny little hats....