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• I always wanted to marry someone who was tall, handsome, and rich.
  Three out of three I gave up on." -- Woody Allen, "Radio Day...
• You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay with him and tails means you try the next one.
  -- How does a person decide whom to marry?? -- Kelly, AGE 9...
• It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.
  -- On the role of beauty and handsomeness in love -- Brian, age 7...
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
• My father was doing some strange chores for my mother.
  They won't tell me what kind. -- How did your mom and dad meet?? -- Jeremy, AGE 8...
• When one told Plistarchus that a notorious railer spoke well of him, "I 'll lay my life," said he, "somebody hath told him I am dead, for he can speak well of no man living.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of Plistarchu...
• Have you found your life distasteful? My life did, and does, smack sweet.
  Was your youth of pleasure wasteful? Mine I saved and hold complete....
• An eighty-year-old woman is rocking away the afternoon on her porch when she sees an old, tarnished lamp sitting near the steps.
  She picks it up, rubs it gently, and lo and behold a genie appears!...
• T is not in mortals to command success, But we 'll do more, Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it.
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 2...